Showing posts with label Kristi Toliver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kristi Toliver. Show all posts

December 15, 2019

Kristi Toliver Bobblehead


I know we are more than two weeks away from the new year but I have to say 2020 is shaping up to be a banner year for Wizards bobblehead collectors. In addition to the end of season in game Thomas Bryant bobblehead, the Wiz have rolled out a three game / bobble pack that I'm looking forward to starting in February. And yes, I've already shelled out some extra money to make sure I've got those three collector's items coming home with me in the new year.

That was supposed to be it. I was going to be content with four Wizards-related bobbleheads this season. Then something else happened.

Every so often at lunch or before I start work (and I swear it's just those times) during the weekdays, I check in on Twitter to see what's going on. A Monday morning 7:15ish check of that social media site last week got me interested in a raffle for Ted Leonsis' courtside seats for the December 28 home game vs. the New York Knicks. $20 for 20 entries. I figured it was worth a shot. Plus the money went to charity.

But on closer inspection, I found out I could spend $80 more, get 80 more tickets (and 80 more chances to win) and snag a Kristi Toliver autographed bobblehead in the process. Don't have to ask me twice on that one. I'm in!

I didn't win. But my KT bobblehead showed up in the mail today. Better to spend $100 and get this than spend $20 and get nothing.

Kristi Toliver this ain't.
When the Mystics made this bobblehead available this past summer as part of a three game ticket package, I was tempted to shell out some money and get myself one. If I have a favorite Mystics player, it has to be Toliver; she's absolutely the fiercest, most stubborn competitor and she's really good and she knows it. But we were out of town or otherwise occupied during the pickup game date so I passed. This second opportunity couldn't be passed up. With just 20-some of the 100 available remaining at the time of my Monday morning Twitter check, I made a quick decision. Glad I did.

There is something about in-game giveaway free bobbleheads that fascinates me. Maybe it's the had-to-be-there-to-get-one nature of the acquisition (although in this case I guess I wasn't really there). Maybe it's the limited edition aspect (not numbered or anything, just limited). Maybe it's the crappy quality of these things. Maybe it's all of it. This bobblehead has all of that.

Before we get to the details, let's address the small elephant in the room that nobody except me knows about, shall we? Yes, it's true my current bobblehead collection is a WIZARDS bobblehead collection. Over the years, I have picked up a few other non-Wizards bobbleheads and those are all packed securely away out of view. My Kristi Toliver bobblehead is not. She's on the shelf with the rest of my active Wizards bobbleheads. That's because she is a Wizard. She's spent last season and this season as a barely paid (thanks, archaic WNBA rules!) assistant coach. She deserves to be on the shelf!


So about those bobblehead details...

One of the first quality tests of the freebie bobblehead is the head. Does it really look like the person whose name is on the base? I'm a little torn on this one. There's no way this thing actually looks like Kristi Toliver, despite the analysis of some of the individual details. There are two images of Kristi on the box, one frontal and one in profile and it's difficult to nitpick many of the details. The profile is almost correct, the face around the mouth is pretty good and the nose is almost spot on frontally. But the eyes and ears are clearly wrong and the overall effect is more Michelle Obama.  Not that there's anything necessarily wrong with that but it doesn't look like the person it's supposed to represent. It's not as bad as some of the Wizards bobbleheads I own (particularly the elf-like John Wall from 2011-2012) but it's not great.

Then there's the overall pose. Every so often the bobblehead designer makes a conscious effort to make a bobblehead after a specific picture. This is clearly the case here and they blew it. Sure it looks find in profile but the geometry of the typical bobblehead (oversized head and disproportionately stubby and short arms) renders the desired effect useless. The result is a shooting motion with one hand on the ball and the guide hand nowhere close. This is NOT a shooting motion. Fail on this point.

Finally I think it's worth checking out some of the details. One of the things I loved about older school in-game giveaway bobbleheads (and here I'm thinking like 5 years ago) is that their jersey numbers were cast in bas relief onto the person's body. Lately, the bobble artists have been ditching this strategy (which requires hand-painting the numbers) in favor of decals, which are I guess quicker to apply and more precise in detail. Here, not only are the numbers cast and hand painted but so is the "Toliver". I love that even though the front of the jersey logo and advertisements (gotta get the advertisements in...) are applied stickers.

There's not a whole lot else to note about the finer points of this bobblehead, although I will say I appreciate the effort to do something different with the shoes. Maybe I'm too soft here but the overall execution is lacking. It looks like the court is adhered to the soles of the shoes.

Glad to have this one in the collection. Next summer I need to make more of an effort to get over to southeast D.C. more than once to pick up what I assume will be a treasure trove of champions bobbles. Don't laugh. After all the team owner is still the same, right?

February 28, 2019

Broken Promises


I used to love the arrival of the Washington Auto Show. Back in the day (meaning the mid-aughts) it seemed like there was always one day where they would have a Wizards player or two (or three) signing autographs and available for a quick discussion about whatever you could squeeze in while you got your swag signed in line. Brendan Haywood, Caron Butler, Antawn Jamison, Jared Jeffries, Jarvis Hayes, Nick Young and JaVale McGee all took their turns from 2004 to 2010.

Then it stopped. Cold. Nothing from 2011 to 2017. No more laughing with AJ about a possible trade to Cleveland (he was later that week) or watching Swaggy P and JaVale clown around while waiting to see if Dominic McGuire would show up (he didn't) or talking with Jarvis Hayes about pending knee surgery that the team and press said he wouldn't be having. Then last year Otto Porter made an appearance. I didn't go for some reason. Probably too busy.

So imagine my surprise when I saw the announcement above on the Washington Auto Show's website. Allllll-RIGHT! It's back on. The annual pilgrimage to the Convention Center to show my appreciation for my favorite basketball team. Washington Wizards Day. April 12. Wonder who it would be this year. Other than G Wiz that is.

Well apparently the Auto Show over-promised without actually having a commitment. Turns out no Wizards player will actually be appearing. Instead Kristi Tolliver will be joining G Wiz (who will be there in accordance with the original annoucement - whew!) over at the Walter E. Washington Covention Center. Yes, she's a basketball player and she's a member of the Wizards organization. She's just not a Wizards player as promised.

With the Wizards heading towards the Draft Lottery rather than the postseason and with the date slated to be Washington Wizards Day being three days AFTER the end of the regular season, seems like there's been a change in plans. I can't blame the Wizards or any of their players for this one (well, other than the organizational failure that caused them to miss the playoffs that is). I mean, who wants to go sit and sign stuff for fans when your team's season has come to an unexpected end in a year when the whole organization under-performed?

The person I feel worst for here is Tolliver. She's been working all season for the Wizards while being paid a total of $10,000 and now they make her go sit at the Convention Center to say hi to fans and baby sit G Wiz for a couple of hours. I think Kristi Tolliver is awesome as a player and for what she's done with the Wizards the last eight months or so and she's as worthy a person as any to represent the Wizards at an event like this. She's just not what was promised. I might go anyway. Having no actual Wizards player there might be a refreshing change. At least Kristi hasn't been underperforming every game she's played in over the last season.

The Auto Show used to be in January. This year it moved to April which doesn't jive well with the NBA's schedule. No fault for the Auto Show there. They just need to not advertise what they can't deliver. If it's any consolation for Wizards fans, they did the same thing to Capitals fans. The initial promse was Slapshot and a Caps player. Instead, you can go say hi to play-by-play man Craig Laughlin. Oh, and of course, Slapshot will be there.